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A teacher on playground duty noticed a scruffy little boy
sitting in the dirt and intently working on something. As she approached, she
saw that he was using a twig to stir something in an old soup can. "What have
you got in the can, Johnny?" she asked brightly. He looked up at her with evil
little eyes and said, "Got me some chickensh*t n' water." After she had
recovered from her shock, she stammered, "What in the world are you doing?"
"Makin' me a teacher!" "Oooh!" she howled. "The principal shall hear of this!"
and she stamped off to find him. When she returned with the principal in tow,
the boy was still hard at work, stirring away, frowning in concentration. "All
right, Johnny! Now, you tell me, what have you got in that can there?" said
the principal. "I got me some chickensh*t an' water" said Johnny, grinning
crookedly at the man and continuing to stir. The principal recoiled in horror.
"What do you think you're doing?" he bellowed. "Ize makin' me a principal",
Johnny replied, leering up at him. "Well, my young friend, we'll just see
about that," the principal said, and stormed off to find a cop. When at last
he returned with a policeman, Johnny was still industriously working on his
project. "All right, me lad, what've ye got in the can?" the cop asked. Johnny
replied, "Got me some chicken sh*t n' water!" The cop frowned and said, "ah,
and I suppose you'll be tellin' me you're makin' a cop, now won't ye?" Johnny
frowned down into the can, critically examining its contents. "Nope. Ain't got
enough chickensh*t."
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