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A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked
to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from
fishing after getting up real early that morning and took a nap. While he
slept, the wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the
lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and started reading her book.
The local Sheriff was observing all this and heads out in his boat, pulls up
alongside the woman's boat and asks her what she's doing? She says, "Reading
my book." The Sheriff tells her she is in a restricted fishing area and she
explains that she's not fishing. To which he replied, "But you have all this
equipment. I will have to take you in and write you up!" Angry that the
Sheriff was being so unreasonable, the lady told the Sheriff, "If you do that,
I will charge you with rape." The Sheriff, shocked by her statement, replied,
"But I didn't even touch you." To which the lady replied, "Yes; but you have
all the equipment!"
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