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An institution for the mentally ill arranged for its
inmates to attend a baseball game. The director
spent days training the patients to obey his
commands, so there wouldn't be any trouble.
On the day of the game the group arrived just
before the first pitch.When it was time for the
National Anthem, the director yelled, 'Up, nuts!'
and the inmates immediately rose.
When the National Anthem was over, the director
yelled, 'Down, nuts!' and the inmates sat. The
game proceeded and the inmates were well-behaved.
When the home team made a good play, the director
yelled, 'Clap, nuts!' and the patients applauded
just like normal fans.
Things were going so well that the director left
his seat to go get a snack. When he came back,
there was a riot going on.
The director finally located his assistant and
demanded, 'What happened?'
'Everything was fine,' the assistant said, 'until
some guy came over and yelled, 'Peanuts'!'
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