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Negotiations between the (PBA) patrolman's union and the city were at an impasse. The union denied that the cops were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargaining table, the city's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This policeman," he announced, "called in sick yesterday!" There on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill cop, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score. A union negotiator broke the silence in the room. "Wow," he said. "Think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been sick!"