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Kelvin comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got
two large bags over his shoulders. The U.S. border patrol officer stops him
and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Kelvin. The officer says,
"We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The agent takes the bags and
rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He
detains Kelvin overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that
there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The officer releases Kelvin, puts
the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him
cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The officer asks,
"What have you got?" "Sand," says Kelvin. The officer does his thorough
examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the
sand back to Kelvin, and Kelvin crosses the border on his bicycle. This
sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Kelvin
doesn't show up one day and the officer meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Buddy," says the border patrol officer, "I know you are smuggling
something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep.
Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Kelvin sips his beer and
says, "Bicycles."
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