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Kelvin comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The U.S. border patrol officer stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Kelvin. The officer says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The agent takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Kelvin overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The officer releases Kelvin, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The officer asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Kelvin. The officer does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Kelvin, and Kelvin crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Kelvin doesn't show up one day and the officer meets him in a Cantina in Mexico. "Hey, Buddy," says the border patrol officer, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Kelvin sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."